Are you really running under the radar?
How to Avoid Getting Pulled Over!
This definitive cheater's guide to zooming past under the radar arms you with a roadmap of solid information on how to cheat successfully, and with grace; and can't-do-without directions for not getting caught.
The witty but dead-on pragmatic content includes actual case studies, and a passel of notoriously naughty, useful lists,for example: Quick check-up, check-lists for covering your tracks and eliminating the tell-tale signs of cheating; Ten Most Romantic Illicit Getaways; the PENIS and TITS lists; and the real reasons why men cheat, and why women do. (No, they're not the same.)
Never mind all those pious self-help books by therapists that lecture you about cheating, or tell-all memoirs that treat it as a grim but necessary evil, or the smarmy pickup guides that egg you on but don't know what they're doing when it comes to telling you how.
You don't need lectures by professionals, or blushing confessions, or old, obvious truisms by and for salivating amateurs: You need a how-to for sophisticated adults.
This is the only book on the subject you'll need. (Hey, one is easier to hide than a dozen, right?) Filled with invaluable tips and a pleasure to read, it will make you laugh as it keeps you safe from apprehension, guilt, your spouse, scorned lovers, and other disasters and hazards of the territory, and even offers quick First-aid suggestions for damage control as needed. If you're going to cheat, you might as well enjoy it, and like everything else you do, do it well, and with style.
You'll discover how to:
Figure out if you have the personality profile to risk an affair.
Learn how to judge who to trust or not to trust.
Choose a cheat-partner, flee the Must-Avoids: angry, selfish, addicted, stupid.
Get ready for cheating (yes it takes prep), including how to lie effectively.
Cheat discreetly and cover your tracks.
Dally at work and remain employed.
Avoid the biggest mistakes cheaters make, and the tiny, lethal ones.
Determine if your spouse is cheating.
Use scientific advances and new techniques to keep your cover.
Plan in advance to prepare to end an affair gracefully and successfully.
Minimize damage and survive infidelity -- if you are caught.